A Christmas Reminder

The days until CHRISTmas are winding down faster than a Jesus on his way to Armageddon (the biblical end of the world, not the movie. It should be noted, however, that everybody loves Armageddon. Technically, this includes Jesus.) This is a very important time for you to have this card in your OWLrsenal.

Guilt trips are what this season was made for. Just make sure that you present this to someone who you actually know is an alcoholic. Plenty of people appear to be alcoholics this time of year, but they are simply the type of person who maintains an inebriated numbness from Thanksgiving to New Years because they work retail. (Also, regardless as to what the card literally implies, do not present this card to an OWLcoholic. These are lost souls who are chemically tolerant to the point that the only thing that gives them a buzz anymore is an elixir of macerated and fermented owl chunks. These people are beyond help, and you need to mind your own business.)