Ding, Dong; Ding, Dong

Christmas is on Sunday, folks. I haven't bought any presents yet. In fact, it's quite the opposite. I've been spending this time stealing things from my loved ones. This is a cherished tradition for me (and me alone,) but once I stole that Matisse from my buddy Rod three years ago, I've found that I don't know anyone that owns anything heist-worthy. As one could imagine, this fills me with an inescapable ennui every Christmas; an emptiness that can only be filled with exotic flavors of Mountain Dew. As such, I'll mince no further words, and introduce this week's owl related greeting card.

Now that that's over with, go out and SPEND MONEY ON MATERIAL POSSESSIONS AND MODESTLY PRICED SPARKLING WINE!