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This is the card that's perfect for the person who shares a bathroom with someone. As we all know, the one who is forced to share a bathroom with another person will come to loathe that person as inevitably as the other person will act like a decent living partner for two months before revealing that they are in fact an INCONSIDERATE SWINE WHO, FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN THEIR OWN MALICIOUS LUST FOR DISORDER, REFUSES TO TAKE THEIR CLOTHES OUT OF THE BATHROOM AFTER SHOWERING. It's not easy, folks. So I decided to help take some of the burden off by creating a greeting card that will inform your living partner of your expectations without having to deal with the often awkward devoir of human interaction.
If people didn't like you before, I'm sure they'll like (read: tolerate) you now. Maybe.
And remember, tomorrow is Tuesday! Because it's Monday today!
And in honor of it being Monday, here's a fun owl joke you can tell to the tired people in the elevator!
What is an owl's favorite music? (Turn computer upside down to see answer.)
˙lǝıɹqɐƃ ɹǝʇǝd puɐ puɐq sʍǝɥʇʇɐɯ ǝʌɐp uǝǝʍʇǝq dn ssoʇ
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