A Warm WOWLcome

In the spirit of the return of the long promised springtime, here's this week's owl related greeting card.

This would be a great card to give to a former employee who got frustrated and quit but had to come back after a couple of months because he couldn't find anywhere else to work. I can imagine no finer way to patronize an adult. This would also be great for a parent to give to a child who, after moving out, has to move back in after realizing that everything costs money. I can imagine no finer way to patronize an adult. This is also a great card to give to any tremendously dear friend who returns home to seek asylum from the bleak, boggy madness that is Arkansas, even if she can only stay for three months before being carted back in a cage hewn from elk cadavers and window decals of Calvin either peeing on the Quran or praying with cowboys.